Top 10 Ways To Break Up With Someone

I was talking to a friend when this idea popped into my head. I made a list of my top 10 ways to break up with someone.

Top 5 Ways To Break Up With Someone

1) Give them the "It's not you, it's me" speech

2) Text Message

3) Tell them you're gay

4) Facebook

5) Break up with them on Valentine's Day

6) Ask them if they would like to double date with you and your new boy/girl friend

7) Play them I Was Only Kidding By Weird Al Yankovic

8) Tell them you're not ready for commitment

9) Tell them that they can do better than you (aka you're not good enough)

10) Say you need a break or that you just want to be friends