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Monday, April 11, 2011

My Top 10 Pick-Up Lines

1) Can I take a picture of you? So I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas. 

2) If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

3) I lost my number. Can I have yours?

4) Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day long.

5) Did you fart? Cause you blow me away! 

6) Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.

7) You look so sweet! You're givin' me a toothache.

8) Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!

9) Do you have a quarter? Cause my mom told me to call her as soon as I meet the man of my dreams.

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